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By Seth Grahame-Smith

ISBN-10: 0446563072

ISBN-13: 9780446563079

Indiana, 1818. Moonlight falls throughout the dense woods that encompass a one-room cabin, the place a nine-year-old Abraham Lincoln kneels at his affliction mother's bedside. She's been bothered with anything the old-timers name "Milk Sickness."

"My child boy..." she whispers prior to dying.

Only later will the grieving Abe study that his mother's deadly disease used to be truly the paintings of a vampire.

When the reality turns into identified to younger Lincoln, he writes in his magazine, "henceforth my lifestyles will be considered one of rigorous examine and devotion. I shall turn into a grasp of brain and physique. And this mastery shall have yet one purpose..." talented together with his mythical top, power, and talent with an ax, Abe units out on a direction of vengeance that would lead him the entire option to the White House.

While Abraham Lincoln is generally lauded for saving a Union and releasing hundreds of thousands of slaves, his valiant struggle opposed to the forces of the undead has remained within the shadows for centuries. that's, till Seth Grahame-Smith stumbled upon the key magazine of Abraham Lincoln, and have become the 1st dwelling individual to put eyes on it in additional than one hundred forty years.

Using the magazine as his consultant and writing within the grand biographical form of Doris Kearns Goodwin and David McCullough, Seth has reconstructed the genuine existence tale of our best president for the 1st time-all whereas revealing the hidden heritage in the back of the Civil battle and uncovering the function vampires performed within the delivery, progress, and near-death of our country.

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He picks up a script that’s lying on his desk. “Here’s one. I read the coverage last night. ” The words Shotgun High are written on the cover. ” “Remember that Colorado school shooting? Travis is perfect for one of the killers. Ashton Kutcher is considering the role of his friend. ” I know what that means. Johnny wants to be in the movie. Ever since a large bribe bought him a walk-on role in Travis’s last film, he has gone thespian. “As intriguing as that project sounds, I thought the plan was to steer Travis into serious films,” I say.

Especially since they both start making grunting noises as their booties smack together loudly. “Why don’t you tell me later,” I say. ” he shouts. ” The smacking flesh on flesh gets louder and quicker until suddenly Travis groans like a wounded boar and collapses on the bed next to her. 49 I exhale deeply and try to breathe normally. For some reason, my body’s tingling all over. It’s been a long-ass time, but you can’t have the big O listening to somebody else get freaky. Or can you? I should walk away, but I can’t move.

I was not about to jeopardize my self-respect to get a part. It took me one year to figure out how the game is played. Once I started granting sexual favors, I started getting roles. So now my attitude is, BRING IT ON! If this is what it takes, then I’m ready for anything and everything. I’m sitting in the office at Victoria’s, awaiting instruction. The office is located in the basement of your standard mansion, the part that was formerly a wine cellar. For all the grandeur of the rest of the house, they sure scrimped when it came to the employees’ digs.

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